approximately 0 views since people began rationalizing big mistakes.

approximately 7 views since someone stopped to smell the roses.

approximately 0 views since people in Iowa started measuring things twice.

approximately 0 views since Brexit referred to Pangaea.

approximately 7 views since views were countable.

approximately 0 views since views were countable.

approximately 14 views since the Clean Plate Club was a validating, safe space.

approximately 0 views since they finally made it off the island.

approximately 7 views since Charlton Heston put his vest on.

approximately 7 views since we last refilled the clepsydra.

approximately 0 views since handloom weavers became disillusioned.

approximately 7 views since our escapement mechanism was set in motion.

approximately 7 views since raccoons became self aware.

approximately 0 views since the last time your electronic medical record was updated to improve usability.

approximately 0 views since riverboat gamblers.

approximately 14 views since card catalogs.

approximately 14 views since a cave man yearned for redemption from guilt and regret and developed a wheel.

approximately 21 views since the sun first shone on our gnomon.

approximately 7 views since the bear went over the mountain.

approximately 7 views since the recommended serving size for pie wasn't disappointing in an existential way.