approximately 239 views since looking in a mirror counted as screen time.

approximately 5,355 views since Brexit referred to Pangaea.

approximately 219 views since cats first realized that their main competition was the written word.

approximately 5,114 views since free time.

approximately 60 views since someone stopped to smell the roses.

approximately 10 views since Charlton Heston put his vest on.

approximately 8,087 views since the Clean Plate Club was a validating, safe space.

approximately 3 views since we last refilled the clepsydra.