approximately 101 views since I have been on the fence about Victory gardens. I am just not sure the evidence is there.

approximately 1,150 views since I got the restraining order against my smart speaker. (Awkward!)

approximately 3,355 views since a grouchy old Libertarian was peacefully absorbed into a spreadsheet.

approximately 3,822 views since the sun first shone on our gnomon.

approximately 896 views since the last time your electronic medical record was updated to improve usability.

approximately 51 views since our escapement mechanism was set in motion.

approximately 2,228 views since I splurged and bought a political vacuum. It’s cordless and, from what I can tell, there’s nothing happening inside there.

approximately 1,223 views since they finally made it off the island.

approximately 801 views since a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.

approximately 2,875 views since Ferdinand Magellan turned an hourglass.